jeanb wrote:Doreen will be bringing the magic wand with her and I've got a special pair of harmless scissors for you!
Jean, harmless scissors? I don't mean to sound ungrateful but I can't trim hair with 'harmless' scissors

How do they work for goodness sake?!
Really looking forward to the magic wand ... and did you know Jean? I've asked Doreen if I can have a crystal ball too, Lorna things it would be a good investment for future hospital visits and Doreen says ... yes!! Isn't that wonderful? So I've got a magic wand, a matching tiara and a crystal ball all on order!!!
dorat wrote: Mary and I have broomsticks, I suppose you'll be wanting one of those next
Hmm... a broomstick. I can see how useful it might be but if I have one of those I'll need a black cat to go with it. Er ... any chance?
Lyn x
P.S. Seriously considering a complaint to the hospital, writing to my MP and shouting at anyone else I can think of!
But feeling a lot better today so thank you to you all